SANTA GETS THE HOOK-UP FROM MRS CLAUS
Mrs Claus asked Santa if he wanted the usual, hot cocoa in his Christmas mug for the long, gift-giving night.
"NO, NO, NO," Santa replied; "I am sick and tired of hot cocoa! This year, I want some WRITER'S FUEL Superior Single-Serve Coffee in my cup. It will help me stay awake for the long journey across the world.
Thank you, Mrs C. -- I love you."